Woah woah!!

Il y’en a trois!

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, Snowy, but something doesn’t seem right, here.

So it’s safe to guess none of these were on the crew…

They mean that a crime was afoot.

Jesus Christ how horrifying. how could you ever be so sad and pathetic that you kill someone for laughing at you?

“There is even a guy with fake balls, they botched the job and it looks like he’s got a set of maracas down there”

Stans (regardless of the artist they worship) have short attention spans, poor memory, and abide by alternative facts every now and then.

I want to see that butt in a reproduction of George Michael’s “Faith” video. I am willing to pay.

How hilarious that Taylor Swift fans have concocted a reality where Kim Kardashian was somehow in the wrong in that particular situation.

OH MY LIFE!

OH MY LIFE! 🤗

I have no idea who that is but suddenly am VERY interested in finding out.

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

“a total eclipse of the facts”

If you watch that speech as an American, you had to be thinking ‘what in the world is going on?

It’s unhinged and embarrassing for the country when Don Lemon is the one showing gravitas and insight.

Four years from now Piers Morgan will look like Winston Churchill. So... probably not.

Thank god. I hope this isn’t going to turn out like that Joe and Mika thing where four years from now they’re secretly banging.