I knew people who tried heroin in the nineties. Some people tried it once. Some people fell down a hole into complete self destruction and have never really recovered.

Please don't continue using heroin, no matter what the lives of other users may look like. It will ruin you and destroy your family and everything you care about, if you survive at all. Good people don't encourage others to use heroin. Please stop using now, before it gets worse.

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

I’m just as puzzled.

Do you think Miley does drugs tho.

If anything, it might reduce her workload, seeing as how she won’t need to “service” him in the innumerable ways he expects on an immediate, daily basis.

I’ll be the loser that admits to liking both of them. We’d have awesome slumber parties together.

I’m optimistic. Two talented and smart women are writing a movie together. I’m a bit confused by all the groaning and skepticism. And it could very possibly end up being nothing. Famous people hang out and write screenplays all the time. It’s like their version of braiding each other’s hair.

There are tons of stories of men out there teaming up as associates to create a project. The highest paid actress teaming up with one of the best current comedian wordsmith? Call me crazy, but I think I might be looking forward to this.

This is one of those things, like birthday cake vodka and Lays’ West Coast Truffle Fries chips, that should be sunk in the Mariana Trench and never spoken of again.

That’s right, she should have sensed that trouble was bruin.

Seriously, if you are blasé about being on a yacht in St. Barths, you might as well just stop vacationing altogether, because there’s no pleasing you. She is just insufferable.

praying for exactly the opposite

On behalf of everyone here at Planned Parenthood, thank you so much for your gift, in honor of The Duggar Family Amy & King Dill Pickle. A detailed gift receipt was sent to XXXXXXXXX@aol.com.

I did it. This was the automated response right after payment went through. I think I will keep it forever:

Planned Parenthood donation on their behalf, perhaps?

I’m sure they’ll find this suggestion shocking, but maybe they could get jobs? By my count, there are 7 legal adults living in the home, and the youngest Duggar child is 5, an age when most children can start going to kindergarten.

Can we send them bootstraps?