Definitely a Watchmen rip. Pretty well done though.

The Comedian is Dead.

Well you could try not clicking on stories with Taylor Swift in the title. Crazy, I know.

can’t help but see Evelyn McHale - 0:41

The best thing about this is that you KNOW if Michelle Obama did that she would never live it down. The privilege of just trying some persona on for fun is real.

Actual pigs are more intelligent and endearing than this fuckwit pretending to be a righteous person.

that link is not working and it SO seems like something I want to read!

Yes.

• Draping the Dong
  

“Blurs the Boobs.” Nice alliteration, may I suggest some other ones?

I TOTALLY think Sanders can win the general if he wins the primary. I think people overestimate how pro-business, pro-1% the average voter is. Plus there are no Republican candidates anybody’s excited about. (I’m most scared of Scott Walker at the moment, but I don’t know if I’m right to feel that way.)

i’m pretty anti-gun, and it doesn’t change my mind about Sanders. there’s nobody out there favoring any extreme anti-gun measures that i know of. plus, i read his alleged comments about a lot of anti-gun sentiment being rooted in elitism and i gotta say i don’t 100% disagree. i think a lot of liberals on the coasts…

Vermont might be progressive with many things, but the state really likes to hunt. It’s a pretty big tourist draw, too. Being pro-gun is almost a necessity for Sanders.

Yeah, there’s very little chance, but honestly I don’t think he’s running so much because he wants to actually be President, but more to force Hillary to move more to the left.

This is how 2016 is going for me.

Meh, I’m still in the Sanders camp (at least until he loses the primaries to Clinton *sighs heavily*)

This kid:

She should have walked through some curtains made from beef.

“This did make us aware that we need some kind of abstinence or sex ed program,”