Sorry, ganache trumps both of those, be it, white, dark or milk chocolate. In the absence of ganache I’ll settle for chocolate buttercream, but only if I have to.

Seeing that picture today was the moment I realized indefinitely that I have no career ahead of me in shock rock.

I kind of don’t like this.

Absolutely? That’s a bit absolute, especially around things as personal as style and expression. I think Alise-Ann looks groovy with her bright hair and light makeup in the before pic. She looks great in the more made-up one too, but I personally dig the contrast in the 1st shot. Everybody likes something different,…

It’s totally NOT a thing... It’s the thing that the media have been trying to brainwash us all into believing, for decades. Now they’re trying to make us believe that labeling it Dadbod will make us believe it’s the sexy norm.

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

It’s interesting, the idea of promoting Southern-made products is a big goal of the most recent editor of Southern Living. And it’s been an explicit goal for Southerners since the 19th century, trying to diversify the economy to compete with the North. Reese is a good actress but she is not adding anything new to the…

On behalf of my friends in Atlanta, Bowling Green, and San Antonio...

WOW

FIXED.

Serious question? Why only women? I would think some men would also benefit from letting all that shit oooouuuut.

VERGARA: “Like Tutankhamen. A mummy. You still have time to do all of that.”

Just going to leave these here:

Shwift?

Fairly sure that’s the ultimate humblebrag.

Don’t even care about the content of the gram, anything Ed and Taylor is immediately winningly adorable.

you’d think for multi platinum lyricists we’d do better

Oh, Natasha, we get it. You’re still closer to Teen than Exhausted Parent. But trust me this article will come back to haunt you in some way.

You'd be stressed to if you saw yourself being mounted by a giant marshmallow.

Now, answer me something I've always wanted to know. As an Egyptologist, how much of your day to day work entails hunting down ancient artifacts and how much of it involves destroying ancient ungodly evil? Is it like, 50/50, or is it more like, 65/35?