Remember how happy Toby was when he became a dad?

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

His treatment of his newborn son is the true condemning act in my opinion. Even if your ex is a true demon, you have a newborn son in IC. Even highly narcissitic, sexist men often care (as much as abusive sociopaths can care) for their male children as reflections of themselves ...that 50% dna for example.

This just makes me sad.

Let’s be real though, she was probably elated he wasn’t there. I asked my obgyn to leave the room because I thought he was condescending. I can’t even fathom having to push out a 6 pound life form through my cervix with the freaking Mooch in the room.

Toby would say this:

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Again, sorry to be that person: he’s the director of communications, not press secretary. And some words from Toby seem appropriate:

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Hatefucking can be wonderful, but in this case, given the state of our world and the stakes that we all face: Lysistrata his ass.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

TeenVogue is where it’s at.

Ok, but comparing your surprise at discovering a coworkers beatboxing skills to your surprise at the fact the president of the Philippines has been on a murderous rampage goes far beyond the usual level of inanity.

I think the thing that’s different about the Skimm, for better or worse, is that it takes that fluffy tone and applies it to serious news articles. When Cosmo covers, say, rape on campus, it doesn’t use the same tone as it does for the best bikini for the season.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.

“Aggressive positivity” is also a character trait that makes me want to outright strangle the person.

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”