Unseasoned chicken. I’m dead.

Fucking THANK YOU. I had that exact thought while I was reading. Ugh.

Oh yes!!!! That’s my favourite song. It comes on in the car, the volume goes RIGHT UP and I sing at the top of my lungs, at least twice. That’s my “fight song” right there.

OMG YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS

omg that’s hilarious!!! And is it just me or is LL Cool J just... really cool? Like, he gets right into it! I’m going to have to look for more of these clips, this was fricken AWESOME.

We had a Halloween party at my work last night (Saturday night) and I dressed up as Where’s Wally (Waldo to those outside of Her Majesty’s Realm). Easy and fun, although the drunks running up to me to tag me and scream “I found you!!” got a bit tired after a while.

I blame Vivien Leigh.

Anglican here, educated through the Catholic school system (there wasn’t an Anglican school within 150km of my house). In high school, we studied the Koran, the Torah, the nuances between the Bibles (King Games, Gideons, etc), Indigenous spirituality, Buddhism... I could go on but I’d wager that you really don’t care.…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEZ! I’ve enjoyed reading here over the years, and even more since the xoJane ship sank without a trace. Although I reeeeeeeally wish you guys would launch your own IHTM-esque column. Just for the lulz.

Agreed. Which is why I thoroughly enjoy their delivery service. Saves me from cutting a bitch with her own Gossips moscato bottle.

Ooohhhh my favourite is the trollop that orders a “Kiwi savvy bee”. I get a serious eye twitch whenever I hear it. Fuck outta here with your $7 bottle “Marlborough” sauvignon blanc bought from Dan Murphy’s and diluted with so much ice and soda water it’s barely considered alcohol.

I don’t know. Let me know if it does though - I could use the motivation. I guess for me, logically I know it wasn’t my fault but emotionally... oy. *hugggggggs*

I’m both heartened that so many more women are getting the courage to step out of sync with the Hollywood Machine and speak their truth, and saddened that there are so many out there. Fuck Weinstein, and the motherfucking dudebro boy’s club that protected and enabled him for so long.

That’s an awesome tip! Thank you! They are a bit nightmare-ish especially during summer, but the club is airconditioned so it’s not usually *too* bad. The boys are the grossest though, I actually sprayed one of them with Glen 20 the other day.

Well I’m in Australia so my stores may (or may not!) be different to you!! But I just buy it at the supermarket, or the pharmacy. Wherever I see its on sale! Then I buy a couple, because at $10+ it’s on the pricey side.

I have to wear 100% polyester uniforms for work, and I work in a bar - so naturally I smell like a rancid piece of cheese left in a work boot at the height of summer. Only one I’ve found that works is the Rexona Clinical Protection. I’m sure its full of all sorts of nasties but it WORKS. Good luck, my fellow Sweaty…

If you learn the magic secret, let me know! I don’t comment often, but I’m nice I swear.

Hugh Hefner Feminism is fucking BANG ON TARGET. Thank you, I love it. It’s the Cool Girl on ‘roids.

Omg YES. My hackles are raised the second I see that user name, and I take every comment with a veeeeeery large grain of salt. Something about them makes me uncomfortable, that’s for sure.

YET! If I were remotely clever, I would do it. But I’m sure someone will.