The commitment to this thread is the stuff dreams are made of. Well done to the both of you!

This is glorious. I thank you.

Fuck the Maggies, and FUCK the Irish Catholic regime that still denies any wrong doing. Motherfuckers will burn in hell.

Good lord did I want to smack Rinna last night after watching all this. The wide-eyed “who me?” ridiculously fake trying-to-remember face.... grrrrr. I’ve got an irrational soft spot for Kim, and in my head I’m all (insert ‘leave Britney alone!’ gif). Dammit Rinna! Just show us more of your perfect husband!!

I would just like to apologise to America on behalf of Australia - our foreign minister came out and said she supported 45's “strong border protection policy”. I used to admire her, but that ship has sailed. And our PM looks ri-goddamn-diculous with all this stuff about the phone call. So, I’m sorry. We still love you…

Oh jesus why did I have to see this???!? Makes me cry every. freakin. time.

Well, I was a Brownie and a Girl Guide (Australia) and I remember our promise!

Oh I absolutely agree! I used to quite like him (full disclosure: I am a paid member of the LNP) and thought he might bring a breath of desperately needed fresh air to the party. Disappointed once again.

Ugh, Mr Turnbull has revealed he’s little more than a spineless toadying coward. I’m filthy at the LNP, and little happier with the ALP. I hate them all. brb, starting my own party.

THANK YOU. They still haven’t owned up to what they did to Australian POWs during the war. Changi camp, the massacre of nurses on Radji Beach, the Sandakan death march... we Aussies certainly haven’t forgotten.

I’m in Australia, and I made a donation to PP. This is frightening to watch, even all the way down here. I feel rather helpless just sitting on the sidelines, so at least this way I could do something useful. I put it in the name of Hillary Clinton and Democracy.

WHERE ARE HER PANTS THO

SPLOOSH

Ugh, I got a goddamn $55 fine because I didn’t vote in the local council election! I was sick! Also I didn’t actually care. But still - $55 fucking dollars! Eat a dick AEC.

I’m Australian, and a Monarchist through and through. The younger generations are doing what their grandmother did, and actually working and getting out and reaching communities! Not too fond of Charles, but the rest of them can come to my house for a cuppa anytime. I’ll even trot out the nice china.

*New Zealand. They’re like, our Canada.

Watching her from my lounge room in regional Queensland, Australia, was an absolute joy. She’s a motherfucking champion, and if your country’s journo’s won’t appreciate her awesomeness WE’LL TAKE HER. Our commentators were beyond excited following her! And that floor routine? Fucking flawless.

bahahahaha poor Derrick. He tried so hard you guise!!!

Oh my god YES YES YES YES YES. That whole episode blew me away. I was quite literally speechless, then that last few seconds - dying laughing.

Ugh. Nobody takes a word s.e. says seriously because of shit like this! And Jane... well, we all know that Jane just likes to stick her head in the sand and carry on being a 50-something tween. It’s gotten to the point where even hate reading xo isn’t enjoyable anymore.