Heartbreakingly beautiful. No other words, really.

“I made this and it was delicious! Only my hubby doesn’t like avocado, and my kids don’t like bread, so I subbed the avocado for peanut butter and the bread for Saltines, and it was amazing!”

7 Days in Hell! I freakin’ LOVE that. Watch it whenever I’m hungover and need a chuckle.

I’m Australian, and I’ve woken up to all of this on the news and FB. I’m so sorry; I’m saddened and angry and horrified for you all. Your country is teetering on the edge, and I don’t know that you’ll ever come back. You have our thoughts and love.

I starred you because your story needs to be heard. Preferably shouted from the fucking rooftops but I’ll take what I can get. I’m quite teary now. Your friend was a deadset legend, and I hope that she’s kept up her badassery into adulthood. Big hugs!!

They are working on my road this month! I’m so excited, I can’t wait to be free from Telstra.

Or maybe they are huge fans of Wilfred.

Because they all ultimately run on Optus or Telstra lines. Although, I will give a shout-out to TPG. We’re setting up a new business in a new NBN area and Telstra told us it would be 6-8 weeks to get internet up and running. TPG had that shit going in a week, and their tech support is great.

Oh that’s effing beautiful. A+ effort!

Telstra are THE WOOOOOORST. Unfortunately for we rural Australians, they have the monopoly on phone and internet service. I would literally sell a kidney if it meant I never had to deal with their bullshit again.

Well, cunt is used as a term of affection. Shit-cunt is the opposite. We’ve taken the English language and shat all over it.

As an Australian, I’d just like to apologise for that knuckle fucker. We’re not all as uncouth and feral as they are, I promise!

I go to a breast cancer fundraising camping trip every year for women only - basically an excuse to get drunk for 3 days with your girlfriends without the husbands/boyfriends/children. The year that All About That Bass came out, that song was literally played about 40 times ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF CAMP. I wanted to…

While this whole thread is gold, THIS is the comment that made me snort out loud.

I do, but only when HEAVILY intoxicated.

If you’re into hugs from Internet strangers, I’ll happily oblige. If not, I offer a hearty handshake and my sympathies. Have a gentle night. <3

Oh darling, I’m in Australia! That’s the only way I got to watch it hahahaha :) But I work in hospitality and Mondays are usually my day off anyway, so I should be right going forward. Lucky for me, the boss is a big fan. So we might even turn it into a thing in the bar. Could be a bit of fun!

I was so happy! Now she’s finally got people on her side that actually care about her wellbeing and not what she can do for them (looking squarely at you Littlefinger).

Oh God, when I saw the dogs catch up with them I literally bellowed “FUCKSAKE give the girl a break!!” so loudly the cat is still on top of the bookcase glaring at me.

I think your Option B is the one. She said that she saw Jon Snow in the flames fighting at Winterfell, so....