As someone who grew up spending practically every weekend on the Barrier Reef (inner and outer), we have been watching this happen for years. We’ve been powerless to stop it. We’ve been shouting into the void, and only now are people finally starting to see what’s going on! The Australian government needs to wake up…

Welp, my form is shithouse. I could’ve SWORN that Taylor brought it up to Rinna at Ken’s birthday lunch! Rinna did get a little... unhinged towards the end though, didn’t she!

I have the dvds (except Season 4, which does not exist in my mind) and watch them all once a year. There is no shame in my game. Although it probably explains why I am still single...

Oh my god thank you!! I love this, and hate myself for loving it. It’s fun! (Although I still don’t really know why there are dildos on a guitar...)

Sort of a Tea Party 2.0? Now that’s a scary thought.

Just abbreviate to DFT - Donald Fucking Trump. Saves time as well!

It’s nuts, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Pauly D. He’s like a big ol’ golden retriever, all good intentions and bursts of ridiculousness.

A few years back, I worked on Lizard Island, home to these big bastards. You had to be careful where you stepped at night, because you sure as shit didn’t want to step on one of them!

You mean the irukandji jellyfish? Or bluebottles? I got stung by an irukandji a few years back and it was flippin horrible. Box jellyfish hurt more, but this little bastard is so insidious!! I was sick for a week.

Wait... what’s happened (or happening) to BCO?!?? Because if they’re taking it away I’m going to cry. Like, legit tears. That thread gets me through the week!

Actual conversation I had with a cuntstomer one day:

I’m planning my First Big Overseas Holiday for September 2016, and this will involve a month in the US. I’m making notes of all these restaurants to eat at so I can finally understand why they make people crazy. So far, I’ve got to find a Denny’s, TGI Fridays, and Applebee’s. Any others??

I’m in full agreement with you. To a 16 year old me, reading first the Female Eunuch, and then quickly following it up with the Whole Woman, her words were a game-changer. As an adult now, I’m happy to acknowledge that many of her thought processes and essays are problematic, but at the same time it’s disingenuous to…

Oh man I love those things! I found a bar in the city that sells them, and makes cocktails in teapots. I was in heaven. Also very drunk by the time I left.

I’m Australian, and I work in the industry. In my current workplace, if I had to depend on tips to pay my bills, I’d be living in a tent (full disclosure: I work at a golf club, where the clientele average age is 55+). It’s great that there are so many servers in the US that are able to rake in the big bucks serving,…

They don’t get soggy if you put the lettuce/cheese on the bread first! So there. #sandwichmaking101

BLASPHEMER! One more word outta you against beetroot on burgers and I’ll have you exiled to Cronulla to live out your days in the Gloria Jean’s on the esplanade.

Fuckin’ spam, man. Only good to use as bait in crab pots, and only if you’re out of fish heads and cat food.

Okay, my old pub specialised in craft beer, and we all got quite knowledgeable about what we were hawking. Still, if I had a dollar for every time some yobbo came in, grunted ‘wot’s an IPA?’ and after hearing the explanation following with ‘fuck that, dontcha have any Stralyan beer?’ or ‘I don’t wanna drink any Indian…

I hate to be contrary, but I have had a session IPA/spoken at length with the brewer of said session IPA, and IT CAN BE DONE. If you’re ever in Australia, please have a look for Brew Cult’s Reset Robot - a 3.5% IPA. Truly delightful beer.