What if an athlete found it? They’d have a leg up on the competition......

“police found ‘a dismembered foot...’”

not in mexico

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.

Holy shit I did NOT see Rickon showing back up happening this soon.

What happens when people start strapping bombs to cars?

WOW. I maybe give up.

You win. That’s incredibly sad.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

When autonomous cars eventually become sentient, I’d rather they not be armed with lasers.

I heard they’re going to start naming ash clouds now.

I had to post that. It’s a law.

Almost had you?

You should really take the advice that you dish out, and apply it to yourself more regularly:

The cocaine flowed like wine.

That’s sort of exactly what I was thinking.

Limousine and Chauffeur Show in Atlantic City in 1988.

Mark calls bullshit.