no matter how hard it squeezes, it’s still gonna look like a dog trying its hardest to push out a tennis ball

1:1 odds he was leaving a Cars & Coffee.

I was really disappointed by the 2015 Mustang GT, it barely made it to 35mph before it hit the crowd.

When I was ~8 years old my mom got a Jaguar XK8 (champagne with the tan top, light leather interior)...to this day I remember the sound of the starter, the airy whine of the 4.2l V8, the feel of her hand in mine while we drove, and the sound of “Brown Eyed Girl” mixed with a rush of air as we drove around together.

My car saved me from my own stupidity.