I can’t smell my tv, maybe the older ones, but I’ve always been able to smell electricity & I’m not pregnant. I thought that everyone could. Now that I think of it, I can smell a lot of things that other people can’t smell. The horrible smell of febreze, the smell of antibacterial soap on a sponge that hasn’t been…

Prime lending is alive and well in the auto industry.

No, no, Dicey. Any time you disagree with me you are suppressing my right to free speech.

This happened to my daughter. A friend that hadn’t been in touch for two years suddenly appeared for her upcoming wedding. When she found out that she wasn’t in the bridal party, she decided not to attend the bachelorette party or the wedding. It was a huge relief.

Yes, you have grounds to remind your sibling that this day is about you, and request that she not come out on your wedding day and make the day about her. Best that she comes out beforehand, so that people are prepared and can concentrate on you. Edit: I wrote this post before I read the other ones. Great minds.

She’s dead weight. Drop her.

He’s suffering from dementia and not mentally fit enough to run a roadside stand that only sells hotdogs without buns.

I house sit for a family that has one of those garbage cans and there are little holes in the bottom where mice can get through. Hopefully that wont happen with the dog food containers. I can think of cheaper ways to store dog food though.

I house sit for a family that has one of those garbage cans and there are little holes in the bottom where mice can…

Yep. Our future President Pence.

How old is Janet Jackson anyway? I am pretty sure that she is older than me and that her own eggs are ancient and shriveled.

I don’t know a lot about Scotland, but no Irishman in his right mind would play for England. It may be a part of the U.K. but it is as English as Canada is.

Some of our best players came from New Jersey, which is a big soccer state. Too bad they aren’t as good as the Women’s team!

$172. I read a lot.

Thanks!

OMG $171.00

What, another one? I got $76 last time.

(sorry - I responded to the wrong person and can’t move this post)

I’m not sure what you mean by “normalized”. It is believed that pedophilia is an illness can sometimes be treated with medication and peer therapy but this guy has no chance of getting out of prison in 25 years.

That’s cute. Here in the States, “homely” means someone who is not very attractive. So for educational purposes, I’d like to point out that I’m pretty sure it means someone who likes to be at home and stay there in this context.

If you don’t want this to happen to your son, do what I did, and teach him not to rape women. You have to warn your daughters, like I did, not to leave their drinks out of their sight for one second and not to become intoxicated and passed out so that some moron thinks they are implicitly consenting to sexual…

Well, that self entitled shit has convinced me.