My wife and I were visiting my family in the former slave and secessionist
 state of “Georgia”. At a playground, our two twin girls are playing, my pregnant wife gets asked by a man “Are you gonna git the next one right?” She says “Get it right? What do you mean?” He says “you know, have a boy, get it right, I bet he…

Any time I think about forcing gender constructs on babbies, I think of this:

What Trump would do as president was unknown in 2016. In 2020, the electorate will know Trump through and through. The events of 2016 will not come again. The advantage Trump had is lost. The popular vote was greater in 2016 when people still had hope Trump might do something good. Add to the popular vote all those…

I welcome my teacher overlords.

Actually I don’t. I do not get paid for the 10 weeks I have off.

Sounds good to me!

Should any of the striking teachers see this, please know how much I support what you are doing. Thank you for standing up, even though it is terribly difficult to do so. Demand what you’re worth (well, we all know you’re all worth a hell of a lot more than what you’re fighting for.) Don’t give up!

So, do Republicans still want these particular teachers to be carrying guns, or do they not trust these “selfish, lazy takers” to shoot kids?

Hannigan is starring in a show called “Man of the House”... Is she though?

“17 white lives”

Are you sure about that?

An agenda that LGBTQ exist and deserve to be treated with respect and humanity?

Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Woah, if even RON SWANSON is against the NRA then the NRA is finished in Pawnee.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…

Oh, I don’t think the current situation is our fault, especially if you look at voting demographics, but I think the next generation will be better than us. And it is this mindset that sets me, a Millennial, apart from the narcissistic Baby Boomers.

I’m 4" 11 this is my life when I wear any kind of pants in rain/snow

Oh boy, my younger ex-dj-boyfriend is going to be very upset, but he probably won’t techno for an answer.

Americans made a decision. They elected this guy:

The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot people in a school, or in a house of worship, or a movie theater, or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if…