The only contestants worse than those reiterating their readiness for marriage are those who also just know which fellow contestants aren’t ready. Like, “There’s no way that 22-year-old could possibly be ready, she’s not worldly and experienced like me, the savviest 25-year-old alive.”

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

Action Hero John Krasinski really needs to go away. I’d believe Action Hero Pam Beesly or Super Assassin Meredith Palmer more.

And then my husband saved the day.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

but... but.. God spoke to him... SMFH.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

100% Team Stripper.

What I am hearing is the women need to start infiltrating and rating the male streams. Streaming WoW and harrassing a women you will NEVER have a relationship with, how small is your dick? Why are these people not being banned from using Twitch? Can’t she file an investigation and file civil charges for the…

I hope this shit gets smashed over and over and over again. The school’s attempt to sanitize the situation and turn it into some optimistic bullshit is disgusting. Women don’t need to be memorialized, worshipped, turned into super heroes or pillars of strength they need to not be fucking raped, beaten or killed. Fuck…

Millenials should vote. However, the answer to your question is: (1) states make it very hard to vote outside of certain hours/locations and often don’t have online forms to help people register, (2) certain states straight up won’t let college students vote by making it next to impossible unless they go to the town…

Someone to “inspire” them. Because fuck the good of the country, the Constitution, the safety and security of other countries, they need the purest, most inspirational candidate that will make all of the birthdays and Christmases come at once.

For other Canadians reading— Adopt me please. I will learn your national anthem and everything.

People do not understand the difference between data and an anecdote.

LOLZ, no! That’s not the way vaccines work. You’re thinking of the Cliffs Notes version where you get a magic shot and germs bounce off you like bullets on Superman.

Congratulations! Thanks to the shot, you were only bed bound for five days and not two weeks.

So my wife turned me on to my town’s “Facebook Talk” page as I didn’t even know it was there. The number of people disparaging the flu shot and the medical complex in general just astounds me.

whom he refers to as “goddesses.”