He’s just a guy trying to complete his collection of vintage mint-condition Woody’s Roundup dolls:

I don’t really get it either. I think it’ the combo of the name, his Ned Flanders meets George Costanza appearance and the fact that he whipped out a disposable camera in 2016 to take pictures. Also that he’s an undecided voter in this election makes him seem quaint. Personally I prefer this guy. Because boy, do i…

To be fair, we also all wish Michelle was our mom, too.

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

But his whims are great. He has tremendous whims. His whims have lead him to be a “billionaire.” His whims will bring jobs to America, everyone wants to work in a clothing factory or assemble cellphones, right. I mean, English majors need something.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

“There are members of Congress, current and former, who have rubbed up against women and who have put their tongues in their mouths uninvited.”

I think she might be replacing him.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

She also said to stop calling it sexual assault because Trump didn’t say the words “sexual assault” in the tape.

He’s disconnected from the issue. To Trump, all blacks are poor and in the ghetto, uneducated, or at best working as a janitor in one of his businesses. He’s never given a shit about them before, but he does now when he needs votes.

It took me a couple of beats to get where that came from: Ohhhh right.... Trump thinks all of “The Blacks” live in “The Inner Cities” because he is a horrible, horrible racist raised by a horrible, horrible racist.  

I thought the black guy who asked how Trump would be a President for everyone got the shaft of the night. Trump responded by talking about violence in inner cities. Not all black people live in the inner city you racist asshole!

I know! I thought I was in-the-know because I learned what a “dab” is this week. Dang.

While student debt is a complete bullshit scam perpetrated on the last couple of generations of middle-class Americans, please don’t send cash to 18-year-old out of state students at expensive private universities who have smartphones and use Venmo regularly. They really, really don’t need it.

Of COURSE her shirt had that printed on it.

Maybe some women get off on being objectified and sexualized. Shit, somewhere out there is a chick who really wants a stranger to shove his hand in her box and fumble around like he’s trying to find a tic-tac under a couch cushion on the bus.

Or over the age of 35!