A very grab-able vagina.

This is exactly my fear.

I heard the Border Patrol was doing that, helping illegal Mexicans register to vote. And I think we all know who they are voting for don’t we, folks? The system is rigged against real Americans!

The rumors are that there is more oppo coming out over the next couple of days, so I am cautiously optimistic. But fuck, I just want this all to be over.

no man, abortions are killing innocent babies and it’s a beginning of the end of the world, we are Godless creatures.

Do they think no babies are going to die in the nuclear winter?

The irony is that Trump, who makes fun of chokers, is a major choker. He choked so bad during and after the last debate, going off the rails talking about Sean Hannity, repeating himself, then waking up at 3:00 in the morning to tweet about a 19 year old beauty queen, etc.

You beat me to it! How in the world could Trump EVER be considered a Hollywood Icon? Ew.

What’s the over/under on Trump completely melting down and calling Hillary a bitch on national television?

Hollywood Icon???

Please let them never take away his twitter privileges.

I am alternating between being really happy (he is finally going to be toast!) and being super nervous that he comes back from this. I hate to agree with Coffee Joe about anything, but I think he was right when he said that Trump is the default for a lot of people this year. He says stupid things, voters recoil, 10…

I want you to know how much I laughed and laughed and laughed about this. It was the perfect follow up to that story.

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

NONONONONONONONO

Definitely read that as most embarrassing DATE you’ve accepted and was super confused by the comments.

I was a rebellious young thing who loathed being subjected to gender norms. So despite being forced to dress in garish overly feminine dresses and matching patent leather shoes, I would run amok with my (predominately male) friends causing all sorts of mayhem.

I talked my friend into wearing beehive hairdos to Graceland, and she gave me the Godfather response. One day she would ask for a favor, and I would have to comply. How bad can this be?

I heard that story, too. I nearly crashed my car into a tree purely out of rage. I know NPR has to give equal air time to opposing opinions because of like the law and journalistic integrity and shit, but can we draw the line at outright idiocy and misogyny ? Please?

I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”