My freshman year, I lived on the 15th floor of an apartment-style building. It was winter/Canada so I was in the habit of leaving the blinds part way open on the big, plate glass window so I could enjoy what paltry daylight would be available. One day, I forgot to close the blinds and was taking my sweet time changing…

I knew a girl who would light things on fire and toss them out the dorm window. They could have been soul mates.

Odd?! “Guy who drops out/flunks out/withdraws to be closer to his HS girlfriend” and “massive pothead who introduces everyone else to pot” are the two most common college freshman types.

I’m pretty sure I am going to win this. I lived with all of the roommates below in on campus apartment style housing in a single school year:

Freshman year I had the room that basically opened out into the elevator bank. The shower was down the hall and our floor of the dorm was used for tours. After about the fourth time I had to walk through a group of high school juniors/seniors in my towel I had some pretty good one-liners. My favorite was probably…

Goodreads doesn’t have a search history. You’re welcome.

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

My friend drank a bunch of 4loco once and said it made him feel like fucking a dinosaur. maybe this lady just had a lot of energy drinks?

Well if you’re going to fuck a dinosaur, you might as well fuck a model dinosaur.

Well, it is a minor.

I mean, I would like to know what she was shoving up her lady parts. The dino’s teeth-filled open mouth, or . . . ?

I went to Georgia Tech and there is some seriously weird shit goes down in the dorms sometimes

Cooking on Sunday for the week is a hallmark of a serial killer? Shit, I better get to work on my body count.

I had my roommate’s class and sports schedules memorized so I could have sex with girlfriend(s) while he was gone...and yet he so frequently skipped class or left early or got hurt playing ultimate and came home from the practice/game early that sex was a perpetually interrupted event. I was better off at home.

oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

The cross campus bus had a stop outside my dorm down a small grassy hill that would stop there if people were waiting. One day my freshman year I was late for class (shocker) and was running to meet a bus that was just about to pass that stop.

This isn’t a horror story, but it’s definitely a weird one: I walked into my freshman dorm room one day and found my roommate, Jen, in bed with her best friend Ann. Okay, whatever, it was a women’s college blah blah.

My freshman year I had an extremely paranoid roommate that, among other strange behaviors, had to have the blinds on the windows completely closed every time he changed because he didn’t want to risk anyone seeing him without any clothes on.

Oh god, the RA is getting involved