My dad is highly educated and supports trump. Even he conceded that Hillary won the debate. He of course has to qualify that she had an unfair advantage being a lawyer (or you know, actually preparing). But he fully admits she had the better showing. Anyone who tries to peddle a trump win is a joke.

I kind of thought “we didn’t like JFK but we like Hillary” was a pretty strong message.

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

I don’t think trump fans read very much.

I know it was packaged but I still can’t help picturing it as if it was just loosely strung up inside the suitcase in a shape that they would have in a human abdomen and they just spilled out when the suitcase was opened as if you had just unzipped a human.

That’s why I always use UPS when I am transporting human intestines.

So many questions but also do not want to know the answers

Do you not understand what’s at stake? Have you not been watching this repulsive human being? Abstaining from voting isn’t going to make any regime “go away,” it’s just putting him one step closer to the white House where he can play with people’s lives and destroy our planet. But if that’s what makes you sleep at…

I truly think it’s her gender. There is no other possible explanation.

I was on Jeopardy! and was surprised to find out how many people think we get the questions beforehand, too. Ooh, maybe this is my chance to get ungreyed-- I’ll spill it all if you ungrey me!

Am I going insane? I’m trying to figure out the whole Clinton hatred thing. I just don’t understand how her missteps aren’t in line with EVERY OTHER POLITICIAN EVER. Like I get that people aren’t thrilled, or that she’s obviously power hungry and that is a turn off. But oh my God, think of every other election. And…

Thanks to our fellow Jezzie, HerRoyalRedness, we have one handy!

I read a comment from a trump supporter on my facebook feed about how great trump did going off the cuff and that Hillary must have known the questions ahead of the debate because she answered so perfectly. no dude, thats what an intelligent person can do when asked a question.

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

NO.

Their next tweet is pretty good. Someone in the Lawrence police department has a sense of humor:

Someone on my Facebook shared this, just now, and I have to spread it around, because it’s amazing. Note the tiny hands:

For the undecideds Trump could have defecated on the stage and he would have done a fine job because Trump. Hillary could have had the answers to life, the universe, and everything and the undecideds would still have found her lacking. They’ll probably vote for donald because he’s like one of those cool bullies in…

Trump is a fucking pole smoker. Is it wrong to wish for his death?

Lol