I will allow you to wear them for:

i’m thinking of starting a game with them. like how you ice people by hiding a smirnoff ice and when they find it they have to chug it. except i’m gonna hide the crocs and when he finds them he has to make out with me while i’m wearing them.

If this sort of thing bothers you, you shouldn’t be blaming her: you should be blaming the straight dudes who throw donations at her and make what she does profitable in the first place.

I hope you got him a matching set of crocs and garden tools!

I wish people would be more pissed at the 400k subscribers than her. All she’s doing is giving the people what they want.

Every other is a gross simplification. Maybe narrow it down a bit because “but that peace will only come when the Palestinians renounce hatred and violence and accept Israel as a Jewish state” is antithetical to many politicians who support a two state solution.

Oh god. At least pop some popcorn and make him watch Five Broken Cameras.

Guys my (American born) cousin is joining the IDF instead of going to college. I just responded “Well that’s a thing to do” when he first told me but is it my responsibility as the elder to do something else??

Oh, good. Proud Know-Nothing inserts himself and his bland platitudes into the most complex diplomatic situation in the world. This will surely end well.

So the meeting with Hillary went better? Good? Not as newsworthy?

tbh listening to trump bark about women, and then imaging hrc as the first woman potus made me tear up.

Oh god the last bit with Hillary has me literally bawling in tears. That’s beautiful. Her empathetic response to that brave little girl...I just can’t.

That made me cry hot tears. I hope it disgusts men as much as it does women.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.” - Donald Trump

I liked the first two books, because V. Roth made me care about Tris and Four. But Allegiant was a struggle. So many chapters went by where nothing happened! I’d have thrown it against the wall, but that would have broken my ereader.

Whipped cream?!?!?

I was riding my big wheel through a hotel my dad was looking after during off season(so he could write a book) and i came up to a room, where i shit you not, some guy in a dog suit was giving head to another guy. they both became aware of my presence and i fled. this was the 80s, before furries, mind you.

Many moons ago I was going through video files from a flipcam; this was a marketing agency so there was a lot of random footage, but it all had to be sorted for billing — I was an intern. One of the vids was the Accounts manager making a video of herself masturbating for the owner of the agency. I had to look away…

When I was a senior in high school we took a school trip to France where we stayed in homestays with French high school students whom we had occasionally emailed over the course of a year. Mine was very sweet, but was evidently a bit of an outcast at her school. All of the other French kids with their American…

One time I got this series of texts from my dad: