That’s what a few websites are reporting. What’s the saying? “How you get them is how you lose them?”

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

I have one arriving tomorrow. Will report on any unusual hissing. Coming from the phone, that is. The hissing from my ultra jelly husband will be ignored.

Will it also shit on the floor, develop herpes, or come down with pancreatitis? If so, I think I’ve found my new pet.

Still better than an exploding battery.

It was actually Montana, I misread. Adjust your future travel plans accordingly.

she also used Planned Parenthood to access health care.

No time to do a whole fanfic thing rn, but the obvious answer is that my girl Clara LOVES historical cosplay.

But surely they know about Mr. Darcy? Zombie killer extraodenaire

And points deducted if they say that it’s a Clara split into the Doctor’s timeline to save him. That’s lazy.

I side-eyed Reign for half a season, then completely gave in to it’s soap-opera-in-fancy-dress-with-cute-boys-and-good-music splendor. Bring on the beautiful inaccuracies!

Next they’ll tell us that film depictions of Abraham Lincoln, known vampire hunter, were also inaccurate.

Sorry, I’m just down here for the Doctor Who references (Bonus points for a plausible fanfic of why Clara is impersonating Queen Victoria)

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“We are not amused.”

As long as it explains about Victoria becoming a werewolf.

To late:

im going to create a gun that vibrates and doesnt shoot and make so much money