I’m not a people person and I have anger issues, which is why I signed up to living in a crowded dormitory with multiple roommates. What could go wrong?

This isn’t UCLA’s best friends dorm!!!

Once a mime tried to touch me and I run away while screaming.

I disagree.

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I think the lack of ‘e’ in Ashly’s name is what has led to her being this unhinged. The ‘e’ really could have grounded her.

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

I just wish somewhere on this email chain Ashly had said ‘I didn’t come here to make friends.’

Yeah, seriously. How are 3 girls supposed to split 2 closets without cat fights worthy of ANTM?

The UCs have turned a lot of (supposed to be) doubles into triples. Nothing good can come from living in a triple.

I don’t know why anyone in the comments is (or was) particularly scared. It says that the clowns were specifically going after children. Presumably we’re all adults here, so nothing to fear.

Just because clowns weren’t trying to kidnap kids this time, doesn’t mean that there aren’t clowns trying to kidnap kids.

That was my senior picture, and your cruel remarks hurt my feelings.

(Whispers) because it’s the clown thats standing behind you. (Giggles) if you turn around...he’ll get your nose (pulls out scissors) he loves to get noses.

“I hope you teach them that it isn’t a mystery.”

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Must watch!!!!!!!! I’m fascinated by the Roanoke story and have dragged family members to the historical park there. I’m actually teaching about Roanoke tomorrow in my intro history class!

Yeah...they got me I’ve always been fascinated by the story of Roanoke so as long as it stays interesting I’ll be watching. Also I kind of enjoyed the reenactment thing its different

as someone who believes strongly that horses wearing panties is against god’s will in the first place, I welcome this

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.