The newest Roku stick is world’s better and faster. My Fire stick is back in the box.

God I wanted to throw a brick at the TV every time this fucking ad ran:

They day they figure out how many of us mooch off our friends’ paid accounts and put a stop to it will be a dark, dark day.

I tried watching something on Hulu recently and good god, the commercials. I just couldn’t do it. Also that ad for some binge eating medication sounded like an SNL parody of a medication commercial with the ridiculous list of side effects.

saaaaame.

Do you want Tina Fey at sporting good store or Tina Fey at pet goods store?

been paying for years. still beats the fuck outta paying for cable! and commercial free is SO WORTH IT!!!

She’s an astonishing athlete. Watching her last night, I was just dumbfounded.

I mean, as ways to say “Fuck you, it’s none of your business” go
It isn’t bad

When I was abroad a few years ago, completing my master’s in Paris, a friend and I went to Reims and to Rouen as part of a sort of “Joan of Arc” tour, since I wrote about her a lot. In Rouen there’s a statue of her near where she was burned at the stake, and someone had drawn a giant vagina on the statue with a magic…

I walked around an exhibition with my mother, it was modernist oil paintings, lots of layers and texture and there was a 13 year old boy with his mother and he whispered “I just really want to touch it, I won’t but I really want to”, I just thought “I feel ya bro”. Hands in pockets at all times.

As long as I can still touch myself at the museum, we’re fine.

Story time:

But what if i was so offended by statues of naked ladies that i felt impelled to cover them up to protect the children? THE CHILDREN!

Things in the museum are however, free to touch you.

When gymnastics go awry

Ugh, can not unsee.

Barf. Wacky ass nature things!

do you always have to ruin everything?

Luckily, they had CHP Officer and former falconer Troy Griesemer on duty, who arrived at the scene, and took care of matters.