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Although... I read that headline and thought we were talking abouta recent proposal regarding current campaign staff, so consider me pleasantly surprised by the Trump enterprise, FOR FUCKING ONCE?

This story is exactly the kind of thing that will give him a huge bump in the polls. They like him because he’s a racist, sexist pig, not despite it. Also, I don’t know if you saw this but if there was any doubt that the only illegal immigration his supporters care about is if it’s a brown-skinned immigrant, check out

Yeah, let’s focus on the time Trump may have wanted to have his staffers pose for Playboy, and not the time Hillary Clinton voted in favor of a major war crime because it was politically expedient. Priorities!

So did the man I yelled at at Bank Of America!

Holy shit, she still shops at H&M?

fraud protection knew she didn’t belong at h&m

Can you imagine spraying the place down with this stuff? Especially the pool grotto, that place has to be a biohazard.

As much as I don’t wanna barge in on anyone’s hustle, something legitimately needs to be done about this. This kind of advertising is so ridiculously potent it is frightening. Everyone from lower tier E! celebs to your popular YouTube beauty/lifestyle vloggers are being paid to shill snake oil of all varieties. Unlike

Khloe’s gotten lollipop head skinny

My coach,Todd Siegel, from about age 10 to age 13 was arrested in 2002 for soliciting child prostitution. Everyone in the gym also knew he was sleeping with one of the older gymnasts there (like, 16, so not old at all) and nobody ever did anything about it. I hated that guy, because he was a mean and abusive asshole,

I’m glad people are bringing up the bullying and psychological abuse. I don’t remember any pervy coaches when I was doing gymnastics, either, but I remember a lot of instances of being bullied and screamed at and deliberately humiliated in front of my peers. And I was never anywhere near being a competitive gymnast.

So USA Gymnastics’ response to the letters was basically, “thanks for the letter notifying us that this guy is an abuser, I will add it to my file that contains many other letters also saying he is an abuser, but I can’t actually do anything about it until the child or parent of child he abused SIGNS A DOCUMENT

Gymnastics wouldn’t be such a problem for young women if there wasn’t so much delusional and damaging Olympics striving going on. Just... let them do gymnastics. Cut it the fuck out with all of the competition. So few people end up at the Olympic level that the only sane path is to assume gymnasts are not on that path

It looks like it is sitting in a pool of urine from a very, very dehydrated marathoner.

At least it isn’t a red velvet avocado?

I was thinking lots of high fives after every tag line.

My pee permanently smells like coffee.... And no I will not cut down

I imagine the word “dude” featured prominently.

I was all...

TBH its still better than the time DR Pepper did that whole “Not for women” campaign. Solidifying it as the drink of choice for adult men who call their den a "man cave"