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Sunshine is my Spirit Animal
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I cried during the first episode of Black Mirror. I couldn’t hang.

or birth control for anyone other than the mistress

my coworker has been bullying another coworker and now I’m in the middle of it and have to go to a hearing at work with my union rep and I’m afraid I’ll get fired :(

more people I’ve talked to do not realize Medicaid expansion is freaking Obamacare when they tell me they want Medicaid, but not Obamacare. Or the lady I once had tell me she needed to sign up for Obamacare and I had to explain to her that 1. it was not yet Open Enrollment and 2. her insurance card would not say

it looks diseased

because you fucking called them beasts. Yes, it’s awful, yes, her death horrifies me, but I do not call them beasts or barbarians because their culture does that shit. But, you know what? I’m Jewish and there are very religious Jews that practice some isolation shit during a period. The comparison is lacking because

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

yes!

I CRINGED SO HARD AT THAT

Guys. I’m finally applying for new jobs. I like where I am currently, but I’m in a department that is entrenched in so much high school bullshit. My coworker who has been harassing me from the get go has started harassing a lot of other people and has been getting away with a lot of bullshit. She did finally get in

Obama will always be our leader.

a secret plan.

I know :( I literally flew threw it and felt like it was making it even harder to end the show.

85253 also works. Paradise Valley, AZ

I signed it Seymor Buttz.

Holocaust jokes are the worst. Like, they hurt my fucking soul. I’m Jewish and have had two people tell me holocaust jokes. One person apologized once I explained that it upset me and they other was all “why u no think it funny i think it funny”

I need to create one of those special friend lists where I weed out all of the crazy republicans so I can post this crap on facebook and not get reamed by boyfriend’s conservative parents.

one of my friends’ husbands won’t let her vaccinate their kid. He’s also very much “go to trade school! Be your own boss! Don’t go to college!” which drives me nuts, because I chose to go to college to get a degree in something. And he has no actual evidence backing up his claims besides his distrust of “big pharma”

My response to the amount of mayo in that:

I need this show in my life, like, yesterday. Or last week. Let’s be real.