And the other 50% are caused by alcohol and poor math skills.

I would say that this should be something you can look at as proof that money and fame are not cures for depression. You’re not doomed, you just have to find something (medicine, therapy, etc.) that will help you. Money and fame will not. Which I’m thankful for as I have neither.

I’m disappointed that the Rihanna story probably isn’t true.

Brilliant. I don’t really dislike the word that much. It’s a powerful word. The cunt is the gateway of life. I was always more of the school that we should reclaim it.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

Bro. This is hilariously condescending and you don’t even seem to realize it.

(Yes, the patriarchy is real and hurts everyone. Holmes is a full-on grifter. But:)

But why does your presumably five year old grandson have accesss to red band trailers on YouTube. I will never understand parents who give their children unfettered access to the internet then complain about their kid watching something for adults and/or porn.

Good for Pete. I’m on the fence about Grande, but if he likes picking her up, who am I to judge?

I’m not sure how to take that.

Look, Lil Tay is a true culture influencer, ok?

yeah, she’s letting us know loud and clear

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

Congrats to Avril’s doppelganger!

You’re better at it than I:

He most likely had school and parents to curtail his habits before being drafted, now he’s probably living on his own or more likely with a couple other draftee/knucklehead teenagers.

I, too, have an addiction to Wonder Woman.

Ma’am, I’m simply trying to keep the spirit of ye olde Gawker Comment Section alive.

ALSO ITS A POST ABOUT PEOPLE WITH THREE LEGS

Ignore the haters. That was funny.