Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

I was reading an article on The Takeout the other day, and people were saying they didn’t know that you should tip fucking stadium vendors who haul heavy ass beers up and down the stairs so your lazy ass doesn’t have to leave your seat. “But it’s so expensive!” Yeah, it is! But if you’ve got $12 to spend for a beer,…

That's just her not wanting to pay her property taxes.

We all die alone.

Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

Life is such a fucked up cunt right now, I think people in general want to take mental breaks. You know, focus on someone else’s train wreck? The Kardashians used to put me to sleep many moons ago. Now I’m rewatching Gossip Girl for sweet dreams. You want to see some serious, important shit, go a few stories down.…

75% of it at least.

That’s 1970s-Sun-In-from-Woolworth’s-accident blond.

Re: Kevin Federline seeking more money for child support isn’t he a) going to be in a for a rude awakening once his kids grow up and b) he must be terrible at managing his money.

I get the feeling that Kristen would be pretty fun whilst stoned. Weed vaping is the only way I make it home in traffic. That and audio books. Thank goodness for audio books and weed vape.

Awesome!

anyone else have issues on kinja with embedded instagrams either not appearing at all on mobile, or  appearing too wide and cutoff? i don’t see either of these. 

You’re right, I had the same reaction - plus, I’ve re-read the sentence five times and can’t make sense of the intended subject. Bocelli’s a dude...is the “she” McPhee?

Literally every new thing I learn about Marky Mark makes me dislike him even more than I already did.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

A Decade of Steely Dan for an outdoor party is hard to beat...

Oh sweetie.