Mistah Fingah! Don’t ever go away without leaving a note! WE WERE WORRIED.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

also read the spoiler, and urgh.

Not to be unchill or anything but that transition from Christina Grimmie’s murder and a list of violent stalkers to ‘BOOOOBS” plus some more Os was pretty shit and uncalled for

“Maybe lock up her phone for a little while?”

The 2000's hurt me real bad. I don’t know if I’ll ever bounce back.

the most shocking thing about this story is that the mariners didn’t lose despite their pitching throwing a no hitter.

First Canadian pitcher to throw a no-no in Canada. It’s neat how first occurrences keep on happening even with the game being 150 years old.

don’t be afraid to love again ;)

That was actually pretty calm and reasonable for Alec Baldwin. Low bar, I know. But still not very different from what a lot of commenters here were saying here when the story broke.

Close - I think he has Hodgkins non-lymphoma.

Then she’d be looking pretty damned good, all things considered.

What has happened to Olivia Munn’s face??

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

paraphrased and graphicalized [sic] from the twitter comments:

And squatting on train tracks next to a brick building!

I think it’s pretty obvious what happened:

Better decades late than never I suppose.

Except if you read what I wrote, I’m not blaming Lala for sleeping with a married man. I’m say it’s hypocritical to call someone disgusting for cheating when your current partner was himself a cheater.