I know it’s not a popular sentiment, but maybe TS is not a total fake, shifty, friend using, boyfriend exploiting, Kanye bully? Just a thought.

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

Thanks. I do not think they are interested in the lived experiences of actual women, though.

Miranda, and also you forgot to rank her first.

I hate myself for knowing this, but it was a Vivienne Westwood wedding gown.

oof, poor biebs...talk about egg on your face.

No. The Devil is a man of wealth and taste.

Trump is a body horror monster more akin to John Carpenter’s The Thing.

We already fucking elected him President.

Michelle’s words.

Father Ted is Channel 4 so no and most of those are now run on Gold rather than the BBC itself.

I remember those messages, but they were delivered in the safest way possible. And Dr. Seuss is everywhere - I would expect most kids to alrady be familiar with those books. Honestly, I bet the people in the WH don’t know of any other children’s books.

*whispers* are you... are you from the future?

Her husband, tho! Damn! The fact that she gets to sit on his face makes me hate her even more.

I’ve understood Nothing since 11/09/17

Yeah, I mean, I get the point but if I had a pic of me that looked that good I’d want it on the cover of all my books in perpetuity.

Seriously though it’s an amazing bathing suit.

Can I be totally inappropriate and amplify how great it would be to bring back shorts as appropriate bathing suit bottoms for ladies?

The Americans are too busy lauding the godfather of sexual objectification.

but I always loved that photo of her because she looks genuinely happy in it (maybe I’m wrong) plus that’s a great bathing suit