I’ve said it before and will say it again: I will absolutely tune in if Megyn eats a salad dressed with pepper spray for sweeps.

I was 100% Team Al when I watched Home Improvement.

Bluebeard of Queens?

I live paycheck to paycheck.

Harry has always been The Cute One.

Maybe they’re dating not because they’re celebrities interested in dating another celebrity of equal celebrity status but because they are two humans who met while doing charity work and fell in love? Or I’m a sucker.

Nah I’m 35 but yes I do know everything thank you :-*

Also Ryan Seacrest is not hot. He’s attractive in the sense that his face is symmetrical, but he is not hot. I don’t want to imagine Seacrest fucking me or anyone. He is a human Kermit the Frog. I want Seacrest to sell me toothpaste.

He looks like Drew Barrymore’s husband in The Santa Clarita Diet, Timothy Olyphant.

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”

You’re horrible!

What a bunch of garbage people in the comments. HER. BODY. HER. CHOICE. Also, she’s an adult, and rich. But really, if you think about it, the Kardashian babies have been relatively not exploited.

Sorry, have to disagree. 20yrs old is still a kid. Big time.

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

Are we really going to pounce on MJH for expressing disappointment over a missed vacation? We know Dominica will be/is devastated by Maria but she’s allowed to have that reaction. Jesus, people are so fucking quick to jump down someone’s throat when they don’t immediately express sympathy/sorrow/pledges to help. She…

Man, when they finally do that Afterlife With Archie show, y’all are gonna completely lose your minds.

That show was my motherfucking jam as a kid.

As someone similarly crippled by severe arachnophobia, I second your words.

I met David Sedaris at a reading once, and since it was near Easter, I made him an Easter basket with good chocolates and all kind of stuff from the head shop in our town: Wipe Away Your Sins towelettes, Lip Balm For Gay Men, etc. - and topped off with a pack of Kool menthol cigarettes. (He still smoked then, and…

BRB, smearing teeth with Glint.