I read that twice and burst out laughing

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

Haley Joel Osment

Pretty sure she would know he was married when she had an affair.

And “preggers.” All are usually said by the same people.

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

Isn’t she always on a show that’s about to get cancelled?

Cher is the only reason to watch the BBMAs this year.

They should consider changing the name to The Challenged.

Dear Inflatable T- Rex. I usually enjoy the delightful dinosaur shenanigans these costumes bring about, but you are fucking around with an actual dinosaur here and it’s very very bad idea.

Technically nothing is inherently any color, we perceive it as such because of the reflection of different wavelengths of light and —-

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

They, like, literally live off daddy’s checks.

C-list celebs are oddly great at duping people out of money.

I’m not a Mariners fan, but I’d always try to catch Felix’s starts on mlb.tv back when he was at his peak.

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

That is my favorite cat gif. By. Far.