My husband was SO MAD about Kevin. I was like, “Welcome to being a woman.”

I took my 74 year old mother to see Ghostbusters when it came out last summer. When Chris Hemsworth came on screen, she loudly *whispered “WHO IS THAT?” and I blew popcorn out my mouth in a joyful/mortified spit take.

He does have grey on his beard, and I am again reminded that I look old and grumpy with grey hair, but these dudes just look hotter.

Every time he plays an asshole, which is practically all the time, I’m like, look I know you’re evil but can you please just take your pants off anyway.

I met him and he hugged me. It was amazing he was so nice, even though he was hungover. He’s very prickly in a funny way. My husband was his handler at a con. This guy came ul to him to get an autograph and says “you were really good in Conan, but it was a very bad movie.” Jason looks at him and says “oh ok” the guy…

I’m starting to wonder what i’m not too old for.

we are too old for that

I still have no idea what a zaddy is....

My father would be proud of the greyfit that Justin Theroux is rocking.

Um...scuse me...it’s Cap’n Crunch.

Yep. That’s what happened. She meanly made one comment and then he killed himself.

If you don’t know what happened, shut the fuck up with your false equivalencies.

It was probably 10 years ago, a month or two before it was announced he was cast in Star Trek. I was at a party for a friend of a friend of a friend, who Chris Pine happened to have gone to high school with. When he walked in we were like who dis? Is that a human man? I purposely “really had to get something” at the…

I haven’t seen his movies, but I wholeheartedly agree he is the best Chris based on his SNL hosting. The host sets the tone for the whole show. I was bummed last Saturday that the season was over, then Lorne wisely choose to rerun Pine’s show. It was the best SNL of the season. Pine was amazing, and the cast rose to…

Honestly, Pratt lame ass shouldn’t on the list. He’s not attractive, says stupid shit, abuses animals who I suspect is pretty right-wing but hides it for PR purposes and keep Marvel off his ass.

also Ava DuVernay:

Look at that fucking gorgeous creative writing professor.

He’s the best Chris! Have you seen the graying stubble? It’s delicious looking.

This conversation reminds me of the Buffy episode where the Trio of villains were arguing over who was the best James Bond.

Listen, we can’t agree on the best Chris. Let’s focus on the fact that we can agree on the worst Chris.