Pusha T.

Mariah Carey looks FAAAAAABULOUS. 90s Queen Forever.

That is an intense commitment to decaf! I can understand the impulse to hide under the table. I hope you remain burn-free in your coffee outings.

Yep— posted this elsewhere. My mom was on a medication that meant she couldn’t consume caffeine— or at least very much of it. But she loves coffee. Ordering caffeine-free is easy enough but still a bit scary at a busy coffee place because mixups do happen. I know the article means to point to a new pretentious-NYC-fad…

The write-up may sound pretentious but to be fair— my mom used to take a medication which meant she could not have any caffeine. It would, like, give her a heart attack or something. I can’t remember the side-effects exactly, but they were serious and ordering caffeine-free coffee at a busy shop always made me a…

Nick Carter rocked a body right, and now he’s going to be a father.

Ha! I never thought of that. I hate hate hate seafood so I always just focus on the “clam” part. And just the word makes me gag.

1) I like “taco party” far more than “clam bake.”

I’m still sometimes sad that I didn’t have Kevin’s Backstreet babby. Although I’m not really a kid person, so I guess I’m just sad that I don’t have Kevin. But I digress...

I feel like the people who made this don’t realize that

And Daniel Craig is 47.

Slayyyyyy mom!!!! Look at [Name] flaunt that baby bump! Yas motherhood!!!!!

Green and Co., should be fired.

I’m glad you made it out the other side.

This is pretty much exactly what I thought. (Obligatory Kermit pic).

I couldn’t stop myself from listening. But this is definitely not a case of “great music, terrible lyrics.” It’s mediocre ice-cream-truck-meets-creepy-video-game music with Tyga droning “lyrics” over top.

“chunky monkey” is so infantilizing, too. Probably not the best pet name for someone who is practically still a child. Not that he cares, obviously.

Also: “she got a marshmallow booty, I like to sprinkle it too.”

Especially since the assistant is employed by Beyonce to do exactly what she is doing. Couldn’t you gently touch her arm/shoulder and say “Thank you, [name], that’s perfect.” I mean, it isn’t like the photographers are just going to stop taking pictures because an assistant is taking 30 seconds to do her job.

BRENDAN FRASER FOREVER.