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sunpuddle
Feb 22 2016
59

Right? The well-that-escalated-quickly is strong with this one. And it almost could have been funny. Almost. “I drank so much I thought I was Australian. Then I kept drinking and thought I was... Read more

Feb 12 2016
307

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of Read more

Jan 29 2016
299

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

Jan 28 2016
105

Wait! HOLD ON. Rita Ora human person who does ____ has BREASTS? Holy shit. I was under the impression that she didn’t. I was under the impression two godzillas were hanging off of her chest. WHAT THE FUCK. Read more

Jan 28 2016
202

This is simplistic, no doubt, but she’s still right about the value of letting go of other people’s judgments. And I really like what she said in another Time piece that they link to in this one: Read more

Jan 25 2016
73

Reason 1 million why I don’t read my own student evaluations and never will.* And why the only person in my department who has ever suggested basing the merit-based pay component of our salary on teaching evaluations was male.** I don’t need to read a teaching evaluation to know that they think I’m a bitch because I Read more

Jan 25 2016
27

Can I come at you...with a high five? Because Timber is just like mainlining confectioner’s sugar, and I mean that in a good way. It’s not my go-to Kesha song—that’s always going to be “We R Who We R”, and I don’t care who knows it—but I love her voice on anything. I hate so much that she was exploited and abused and Read more

Jan 25 2016
39

There’s a version of Timber that has Kesha verses instead of Pitbull and it is The Word of Life.

Jan 25 2016
91

Oh Kesha. My heart is breaking for her. The music industry is such a mess and she is such a talent. It is an incredible injustice that she is dealing with this while the likes of Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Pit Bull etc. etc. continue making music. Read more

Jan 19 2016
27

Last time I visited the American Museum of Natural History I literally opened staff doors and peered down non-public hallways hoping to catch a glimpse of Neil. I’m a married lady. He’s right there with movie stars on my hall pass list.