Must....resist....being....a jerk...

I thought it was already decided that a president can be sued with Clinton.

Okay, so this isn’t a Halloween story, but it is SPOOKY and I don’t want to admit it to anyone IRL so imma tell it here.

Last night I took an Ambien and had a very vivid dream about cutting off my midback-length hair. This morning I groggily staggered to the bathroom and the sink was FULL OF HAIR and I look like…

Just when you think this case couldn’t get any crazier . . . open the whole thread.

Paula whoomst???

Bugs watching out for our national security

I’m just sitting here white knuckling my mouse while I wait to hear news of a “The Craft” remake so I can invoke the spirit and go full Nancy as I’ve always threatened.

Can we admit that Paul Rudd has held up in a way that no other man his age has? 

I wanted to be Cher and Dionne so badly. I even wanted to get my nose pierced, but my mom was like, no you’re 10. Really disappointing that Dionne grew up to be Stacey Dash.

FREE DINNER! With special Halloween Horror sideshow!

California has the strongest middle class in America and yet we refuse to use them as a model for the federal government. It makes no sense.

Meh. I feel the same way about them firing her that I felt about ABC firing Roseanne. You don’t get a pat on the back for getting rid of the problem you should have never hired in the first place. NBC thought Megyn could bring them Fox’s bigoted viewers. They got rid of two talented minority anchors, Tamron and Al,…

Hotter take: there are about twelve non-Trump conservatives left, white feminists weren’t going to watch a former Fox News fembot, and neither of the above groups are tuning in to NBC.

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

For the kid with acne?

I’m from GBC territory, and there is no day of the year I am happier to not be there anymore than on voting day and on Thanksgiving.

Pass the green bean casserole please.

What Tara Dowdell calls the “secret Trump voters” -- the ones who know he’s abhorrent, but they want to be perceived as “good people” so they don’t want their neighbors to know how racist they are ... unless all their neighbors & friends are all as racist as they are and band together to try to keep the NYC schools…

I’m sorry. How does a white woman get to tell any Black person how to feel?Listen, Megyn, if someone who is Black tells you “Don’t do this; it’s offensive to me,” pretty much your job is to say “Ok, I won’t do that.”

Megyn were born the same year (1970). My parents were ardent conservatives with little or no racial awareness, we lived in a very conservative state (Utah), and blackface was ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY.