used to be over here, as well

I think Sophie’s dressed for the bachelorette party and Maisie’s dressed for the rehearsal dinner.

My grandmother was a seamstress and she often said that as a guest you never wear white, black or red to a wedding. Not white for obvious reasons, not black because black is for funerals and not red because it draws too much attention on someone else’s day. It’s sound advice and I have followed it.

Madden is the only one of those three appropriately dressed for a wedding. A daytime wedding at that. The groom’s tux was pretty standard.

SO MANY BAD SUITS. Also like, so many boxy blazers and unflattering dress/skirt lengths on women. SO MANY BAD BLOCK HEELS. Like, I get they are comfortable compared to normal heels, but at least get ones that don’t look like my 82 year old grandma would wear. I have a cute pair that are pointy toed with a buckle…

Further proof that most people in DC have no style.

Came here to say this. I’m a casual at home seamstress, and I made my own wedding dress that wasn’t perfect, but blew this crap construction out of the water. I’m appalled on multiple levels.

She’s also just incredibly, objectively beautiful. Like there are no flaws.

Andre over there has lost his gotdamn mind.

All of the dresses are pretty basic, so it’s pretty odd that the fit is so off in the dresses.  The amount of puckering at the seams in the Make America Great Again dress is painful to look at.  

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

I saw this yesterday and what made me maddest of all was that he didn’t tell her that someone else could fill it, nor did he tell her it was transferred to another location. What if she didn’t have transportation to get there? If *he* didn’t want to fill it, he should have at least been responsible to tell her a) when…

I HATE the idea of compromised food but I LOVE the idea of everyone serving them overcooked meats, undercooked pastas and rice dishes, watered down sauces and soups (cold obviously), extreme amounts of garlic and chili and coriander and anything intensely flavoured.

“They can show Mike and Molly, The Big Bang Theory ... in syndication forever.”

What if I told you.....that you can have black friends, black family members, and black co-workers....and still be racist.

Yeah, WTF is wrong with him? I’d rather hear what my cat has to say about Torah.

Can you imagine having a life so devoid of shit to do that you could even begin to give a rat's ass about someone selling water without a permit? The mind boggles.

No. The hair fluffing incident happened on September 15, 2016. We knew then. We all knew.

Thank you. I said this much in a response that has been grayed and hidden forever by Kinja.

I mean, we were all pretty pissed about it at the time. The shittiness of Trump wasn’t a secret- literally nothing about the porn stars and Russians is really truly *new* information, beyond the fact that what we knew has been confirmed. The fact that he’s a bully was the basis for a whole fucking prime-time…