Does...he not know exactly how many daughters he has?

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

They are desperate to get female readership back up without sacrificing their thoughtful and sympathetic think pieces on Trump Voters and Nazis and men who are frightened of their female coworkers. It’s ironic that they’ll put their own names on those steaming piles of shit but not on this one!

This is so fashion victim, she needs a chalk outline made of all the dessicated tears Anna Wintour has ever induced.

Her name is Flora Zhang, it looks like.

Click Baity and also...she’s not...real?

Seriously, if working out in baggy-ass cotton doesn’t cause you major problems, you’re either a) an unusual person who doesn’t sweat at all, or b) not working out remotely hard enough.

Sweatpants are freaking hot, man, I would never work out in them unless I wanted to turn my netherbits into some sort of boggy Cajun-y nightmare full of ghosts and nutria.

I had the same reaction - the mediocrity of this article is simultaneously grim and inspiring.

The only thing newsworthy about the NY Times article is how transparently click-baity and shit-stirry it is. The only article that should be titled “Why Yoga Pants Are Bad For Women” is an exposé on leggings that give us yeast infections or carry a high risk of accidental strangulation or something.

“It’s impossible to have once been a teenage girl and not, at some very deep level, feel that.”

That sound you hear is my vagina rapidly sealing itself up until further notice.

At least you got high. These idiots are just...

Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.

The Washington Post just wrote a really interesting article about his private notes and what the reveal:

If getting rid of athletics would “destroy the University” I have to question if the institution has lost sight of why it exist in the first place.

The mistakes of a group of people in a large organization should force them to blow the entire thing up

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

What in the ever loving world are you talking about??? There are laws that govern the conduct of Federal employees. Those that govern those ewho have access to classified information are even greater. I can’t even wear a Fitbit into my workplace because I can’t disable the Bluetooth. Anyone who believes that these…

Hope she lives a life that she can be proud of, but this is stupid. If anything else, the diplomatic cables she leaked were a clear case of Assange taking advantage of someone in a fragile state and getting her to dump everything she could possibly find.