HAHAHAHA! Guess the full dozen would be a little tough to get down. Cheesecake sounds amazing and definitely better than the salsa I spilled down the front of my pants 20 minutes ago.

Phenomenal!

Isn’t it dumb how hard voting is in NY? You would really think we would make it easier to vote early here. Crossing my fingers we can push Cuomo to fund it.

Honestly, I could crush some doughnuts right now! Hope they hit the spot!

Thank you!!!!!

This must be a completely unproductive day nationwide. Who can focus?!

Thank you to your friend! Twice while I’ve been out someone has canvassed MY house! I really appreciate all the hard work everyone is putting in!

Yeah, let’s go with that!

Fascinating!

Good luck!!! Pulling for Tester!!!

Fellow weepy person here (although I swear I didn’t use to be! Even as a little kid I never cried, but I guess I’m just sad and broken now). Standing with you!

I hear you! I swore I would stay offline all day buuuuuuuut I’ve been signing in and out of Twitter all day. Can’t wait for this day to be over!

Hi, friends! I’m in NY-19, where we’re trying to unseat the awful John Faso (you may remember him as the dick whose vote brought the Obamacare repeal bill out of committee, after promising a constituent with a brain tumor that he wouldn’t vote to take away her healthcare). The volunteers for his challenger, Antonio…

What a fascinating article! Thank you for sharing!

The smoldering!!!

Nope! Jeb is, but he converted. The rest of the family is Episcopalian. There was an insinuation from the guy that the Pope was pulling the strings in U.S. politics, which is honestly hard to imagine.

This is from Seventh Day Adventists. I had a really weird run-in with an SDA cab driver that launched in on how the Pope is the Antichrist and that George W. Bush had a plan to force all people to go to church on Sundays instead of Saturday, the rightful Sabbath. There’s a strange obsession with “Papal Rome” in their…

I’m crossing my fingers HARD for Beto. You guys really deserve better representation than Cruz. I was heartbroken when my best friend and her partner moved to Texas a few months ago, but I’m consoling myself with the fact that they will be two more blue votes. Best of luck next week!!!

Same. Fucking YIKES.

It’s accelerating, isn’t it? It feels like what he says is so much worse and it feels like this awful shit is happening SO frequently now.