I am sure the GOP will line up at any moment to condemn politicizing the Holocaust, amirite? 

Holy shit Trump supporters actually thought NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence was an anti Trump rant? They cant be that dumb right?

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

That’s not necessarily true. In Michigan, I can go to any CU ATM, doesn’t matter which CU owns it, and I won’t pay any fees to do anything. There’s usually a CU within a five mile drive around here. Also, if I deposit a check in the overnight drop box at most CU’s here, it’s in my account the next morning, AND…

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

It’s weird to me how young his hands look compared to his face. That’s the opposite of many people I know.

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

He definitely moved a notch up in my book with this move...

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Fuck. The guy pulls over immediately raises his hands and 6 guys jump all over him. Shitty small town cops with shitty training let adrenaline take over.

Lets be honest, the Air Force is keeping these because they are the coolest looking jet around and have the best nickname.

You know, I went and looked it up!

*Stunned silence intensifies*

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?