Hoo boy, following that link, it’s not even just a sexual assault allegation, but full-on rape. That should’ve been it. Then and there, if this dude raped someone in his group, it should be on YouTube and Twitch to decide not to give a rapist a platform for continued fame and continued ways to abuse his clout.

I’m hopeful on this. I’m in the crowd that thinks Pokémon, as a franchise, deserves to branch out into other game types, and a MOBA is perfect for the massive diversity of ‘mons.

He is a professional at lying to himself, and being willfully ignorant of reality, as many white conservative-Christian Americans are. Lying to yourself is the only way to make their ideals and actions work.

Gotta admit, our definitions of “hardcore” definitely don’t match up. 

This list is great, and yes, Waluigi most definitely knows every way to sexually please a woman and he can do it better than you (as in, the general “you”).

They should’ve had this guy in the focus group:

Ben Carson?

Damn, chaos won before the fight even began.

As long as their font choice isn’t complete garbage, that will be an upgrade to all of the other “remasters” currently on the market.

CHAOS

too much competition in lunch window

Oh yeah, between mindless enemies always fighting to the death and experience-per-kill, there’s a bunch of videogame-logic that needs tweaking with tabletop RPG players.

- EAT

I would be hecka interested to see the spreadsheet/document that outlines how many prints-per-whatever each specific card receives in order to classify rarity.

I like that it’s breaking the idea of “git gud or get out”, but I also quite simply like the narrative idea of “not everything needs to die.”

I. Am. PUMPED.

While it’s not anywhere near as bad or as prevalent as the flip side, this is an example of “leaning so far left, you’re right.” It’s making woke-ness an identity, the idea that anything and everything not explicitly [Left-Focused Demographic] deserves harsh criticism on par with actually-harmful organizations. In…

Bet that guy IS George Soros!

I really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wish Deadspin was still alive to see their take on this fight.

Honestly, this is a very good UI for audiences—the flashy combo numbers aren’t going to interrupt an audience member’s combo flow, and the pauses with launches and wall breaks give spectators the chance to “catch up” with the action.