The correct answer is gold. There has never been a gold colored car anyone has ever desired to purchase, or drive.

Short answer: No

Oh nice, a big +1 for sliding fin jarts.

Yeah the sliding fin ones were the shit. They were more areodynamic and made that cool click sound when they hit the ground and the fins slid forward and hit the tip.

“If he were smart”

The NFL’s gambling policy is very simple to understand:

Fuck Tommi, marry Ivanka, kill Casey.

“We pee.” - Herman

Mencken said that no one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the American people, and I would argue that no one ever went broke underestimating their apathy. It’s amazing the kind of mental logic people will put themselves through to avoid even questioning the status quo a little bit. The (insert…

Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

Since this is a former athlete, he will receive additional resources and attention by authorities. Georgia State Police have mandated a search perimeter the size of Greg Maddux’s strike zone.

So was Trump right when he tweeted that it would be a horrible idea for Obama to launch an attack on Syria without congressional approval, or this time when he did it himself?

“Even beautiful babies were cruelly murdered in this very barbaric attack.”

Sox fan here, and there is no defense to that. But it does bring back a pleasant memory.

I was at an August game in 1991 between the Cubs and Giants in Candlestick. It was a memorable game for me for two reasons. 1.) Chico Walker hit an inside-the-park grand slam. 2.) It was the first time I ever heard my mom drop…

Lol, great job protecting the environment.

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

Yeah pretty sure the greatest “cohering force” in America is Star Wars, not sure what she’s talking about.

Whether or not the sole beneficiaries of your redistribution are white people

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…