I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

It’s all relative.
Is he Brady/Rodgers/Ryan/Brees good? No.
Is he Alex Smith, Flacco, Eli good? Maybe.

His benefit is that he’s proven.
Statistically Cake Keenum may have been the best QB in the league last year and has no demand. Teams have spent years on players like Jameis Winston, Carr, and Bortles, and still don’t…

She’s not being made to look like a loser, she’s being made to look like a LUH-HEEEEEEW-ZUH-HURRRRRRR.

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

“The theory is that people will think twice if they think anyone is possibly armed.”
This is the comment I was replying to.
And anyway, training “Every few months” is useless in an active shooter situation. Most freaking COPS are useless in an active shooter situation. The FBI and even the military have published white…

Also, how long before the first black teacher would get shot down after being considered hostile and armed?

Let’s stop this shit right now; the VAST majority of violence is committed by NEUROTYPICAL people. This is not an issue of “crazy people”. The data shows the mentally ill are far more likely to be victims of violence than commit it. Most of these shooters do have issues, but there’s no correlation to diagnosed mental…

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

I’m 46 and I give myself a thorough trimming just about every Friday. Then I call my wife and remind her to pick up some booze on her way home from work.

Accurate right down to the teeth

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

I want “Go eat a nightshade and think about your failings” on a t-shirt.

Same here, I live in Germany. I’ve been having health troubles for some years now, nothing harrowing like Molly had, just semi serious stuff that, in part, was just bad luck and wouldn’t be bad, except it’s been going on for several years now - once I recover, some other shit happens. I paid for some hospital…

I regret to inform you: It’s time to beat your brother to death. You may miss him, but it’s for the good of the rest of humanity.

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

I don’t think this makes me wrong. I think it makes you somewhat different from a large percentage of human beings.

Our justice and health sectors are the shames of our nation, as is our school funding system.