Things change and that’s not what conservative values mean anymore. Now you’re talking about libertarian values, which are almost as dumb.

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

Martin Shkreli is strong contender.

Well, given the crowd he runs with, saying he’s THE WORST is hyperbole. You’ve got Gohmert & Co. out there.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

Does he actually love his son in law, though, or does he just appreciate his usefulness?

“Yeah, look, Op, I know the Decepticons are attacking and all, but we’ve got a load of Natty Light that needs to get to Bald Knob, Arkansas by Friday and you’re up in the rotation. So shut up, get the load, and get moving.”

No, no emotion, just raw lust

YES DAMMIT

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

I didn’t vote for Hillary in November.

I voted for this goddamn seat.

Respect as president was never possible for me. You aren’t allowed to run a campaign and get elected in the way he did and then be respected. In fact, you aren’t allowed to peddle racist conspiracies about Obama and then be respected. In fact, you aren’t allowed to deny housing to people because they’re black and then…

and it would be your only chance as a reporter.

First, you’re right. The fucking equivocating is maddening. If I had just one chance as a reporter, I’d call that motherfucker a liar to his face.

I think there’s a big difference in the NFL and MLB. In the former, the league itself is actively policing player’s on-field behavior in an effort to manage every aspect of the game. In the latter, it’s more about the culture of (mostly white, American-born) players and managers self-policing the game - I don’t think…

No matter how much old white men scream and protest, eventually young people and people of color will save them from themselves.

Spite is a good foundation for political and social opinions.

Trump Supporter: Who cares, if I’m one smart accident away from being filthy rich?

I think its better than 50/50 odds that whoever wins the NBA doesn’t go as a team. BUT:

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but here’s my list: