Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

The cool part of that story was when he would drink 6 beers while driving home. You should tell that story as often as you can, it will really impress people.

Fair enough, good follow up.

Just my personal experience I guess. I’ve only seen drunk friends buy a bunch of glasses of pappy and not shut the fuck up about how good it was. I’d rather try every bourbon possible, even the low brow shit I know probably tastes like burning, than waste $40 on an ounce of good-to-great Pappy Van Winkle.
Just felt…

I do this at work.

He was talking about the people who order it.

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

There’s a good one that didn’t make the cut where the reader used the phrase “Not only” seven times in a 400 word diatribe.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.

Everyone who is arguing with this guy is responding to someone who started with a lukewarm take of his own that was tangentially at best related to the attached article.

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

#JU1c3D

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

That’s my son! He’s fine. A couple scraped elbows and a huge grin. 14 year old JT Vukovcan. Wants Kang to sign his ball.