ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

“I just really wish folks would take time to really understand how it works,” ... He said before continuing ... “We are supposed to be able to do what we want, an y’all need to just shut up and take it.”

Instead of cargo shorts, because you’re no longer 15, why not a messenger bag of some kind? There are many kinds, with different price points, and you can carry a ton of stuff!

I think the only thing worse than wearing cargo shorts is the insistence that you actually use the dozen extra pockets they provide. What fucking urban explorer are you that you need pouches to traverse your daily life? I’ve never found myself in Target (where 95% of all cargo shorts in America are purchased) and…

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Many of these women are just like anyone else who doesn’t grasp the concept of privilege; they can say that being a woman/black/homosexual etc. doesn’t define me. I care more about government spending, right to life, religious freedom or whatever cause leads them to back the RNC candidate. That is a luxury of wealth…

Zima? Get out of here with that millennial shit. Bartles and Jaymes or nothing.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Today I present a challenge to you two: get the most bizarre quote you possibly can from an attendee, now this may seem easy but the real challenge is of all the wild things you will hear today how will you choose just one to be the defining quote of Day 2?

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

Think that’s a biiiiiiit of an exaggeration. Wouldn’t the players picking grass still be in the game? Or surely at least the second basekid that just twirls around with his arms out, periodically stopping and looking with fascination at the wide open space in center field?

If they ejected every one of my players that ever drew in the dirt back when I was coaching, I wouldn’t have anybody left in the field to ignore the game and ask about sno-cones.

You guys ever get some good small talk going with a genuine Old Person? They love that shit. And you usually walk away offended by the casual racism, yes - but also having gained a little something from the exchange.

Introverts really need to stop telling everybody about how they’re introverts.

guy didn't have a leg to stand on

By this logic, no job should ever pay a living wage, because you are really just gaining experience to move up to the next level.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

“I’m hit!”