Lactose Intolerant Guy here...my family and friends thank God that almondmilk is a thing. Because....it was ROUGH for a couple of months while I was trying to figure out what milk was doing to my body.

Basically what every study shows is that stadiums/arenas simply shift patterns of entertainment spending. Instead of going to dinner and a movie or to an amusement park, you go to the ballgame, meaning that tax revenue evens out (though it can create some micro-geographic differences, if for instance people spend less…

Tide to go

Tide to go

These heroes in their own internal narrative actually think the 2nd amendment is so they can take up arms against their own government should it become tyrannical.

You misunderstand. He's saying (accurately) that Liston was finished as a marketable product.

Bro, Americans can’t be beat at baseball, basketball, or ignoring monthly gun massacres because of a legislative institution which would, in 2/3rds of the world’s nations, have been overthrown by the military and tribunaled for their corruption by now.

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

I’d like to think he’ll just forget about it and move on to the next start, but as we all know, an Elfin never forgets.

Yep. My dad owns a small business. During a downturn, he could no longer afford to pay his only full-time employee a fair wage and cover his health insurance (not even required by law), so he helped the guy find another job. My mom, his longtime business partner, pitched in a bit more until things picked up again. My…

I am actually. Year 4 when I interviewed for a new job I buckled down and negotiated my salary for the first time, and was able to move to a nice sized room in a 3 bedroom apartment in a low rent Brooklyn neighborhood just before it was beginning to show signs of gentrification. My rent was only $850 + utilities. Then…

That excuse only works if the chef is has equity in the business. Otherwise you’re working slave labor wages to fund someone else’s startup.

Right? That’s always the argument. And yet there are so many examples of small businesses that already pay their employees fairly and are extremely successful. If you can’t afford to pay your workers fairly, you don’t need to be in business.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

*Manziel enters courtroom*

I think you mean where the fuck did you grow away.

Or “wait for your pitch”