Look how happy she is!  That’s like if someone took a picture of me in front of the case of Lay’s salt and vinegar potato chips I “accidentally” ordered.

Gillum returned to his awaiting wife at a nearby hotel

“We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc.”

We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think…

I’m surprised he didn’t get fired on his way back to the office.

So are you saying that I am homeless, because I do not and have never owned a home? Fuck off.

this article has a tenuous relationship with facts:

They’re also not “rich monarchs”. The only monarch in the UK is their grandmother. William will be monarch at some point in the future, after Charles, but Harry won’t ever be monarch. 

Also, they are living in Canada, not the U.S.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

My first kiss was with my internet girlfriend, back when that was actually a thing. I was at a BART station in and she ran up on me and it was a both a surprise and quite literally assault, because we were both teens and she was extremely dtf.

The French know nothing. The true “mother sauces” are Lipton soup mix and Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup and Chees Whiz. In your face, Escoffier!

“If we do it both, 100%,” Don Jr. said. “Let’s talk about who profited off of whose public service. Happy to do it. Let’s make it happen.”

The Jezebel staff chose to make NOT seeing Davidson the top story in the dirt bag. The tone is also mean spirited for no particular reason. Davidson is not the problem, it’s sites like Jezebel talking about him constantly, even when he’s literally not doing anything.
I know this comment has an aggressive tone, but it’s…

Dang, arrested for being home.

If I were a 12 year-old in present-day America, 5’10” me would be fucked.

I prefer mine like that so my lap can enjoy some too.

Yes - because the companies that manufacture reusable cups / mugs don’t sell them, they just go around and place them into various trash bins and dumpsters for the bums to find. The ones you see on the shelves in the Starbucks stores are for display only - they let all the bums know what will be available in the…

I’m really just here to post things and enjoy myself, I promise. But as someone who is currently married to the calorie-consumer in question, I can safely say she is not doing any more burning than I am. I can also tell you with a great deal of confidence that metabolism absolutely does have a genetic component. And…

“Do you take payment in cheese?”