He’s better than my husband would have been. My husband would have posted, “Suck a bag of dicks,” and I would have cheered that on.

I’d like to pubicly thank Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union for bringing us the shady baby kaaviajames content that is the only reason I go on Instagram.

And with his own son, whom he had a with a black woman. A classic example that white men who have children with black people are especially horrible people in the closet and eventually exposed. And no, this is not sarcasm.

I have a couple of thoughts about this new wave of trolls.

Her memoir Becoming became the best-selling book of 2018 and garnered her a Grammy Award nomination in the spoken word album category.

Hi, thank you so much.

Ain’t your job, you’re only enabling them to be that way by keeping things together.

I won’t be arguing with my family tomorrow because “something came up” and “we can’t make it”.

Apparently I was very concerned about making sure you knew you won. Everything. 

I give you permission to tap out of this shitshow and go eat at Denny’s. Life is too short for that kind of soul sucking bullshit. Run, run away.

Drink until you go to sleep tonight.  Then mimosa’s in the morning.  You are not starting drinking, you are continuing. Carry on. 

That’s not how you do it! It’s olive oil, salt and pepper, foil-lined sheet pan, at 425!

I was always pleased that the beer expert’s most entertaining posts weren’t always (perhaps even rarely) about beer.

Remove the skin from the turkey breast... then wrap up the skin

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s good and all but which chump you comin for next on the campaign trail?

I’m just messin. Happy Thanksgiving.

She is arguing about the logo being similar, might as well post them.

Yeah the nerve of those interracial couples wanting to see their reality reflected in something as simple as a fucking television commercial. I pressed someone that made that comment once. I said don’t those couples deserve to see themselves reflected on television and film. The look on this woman’s face was…

This isn’t just about Hollywood, there is a problem at NBC. Ronan Farrow pretty much ripped the lid off all the shit wrong at that network and the ugliness in The NBC News department. You’d think a network dealing with that kind of nuclear fallout would do all that it could to steer clear of anymore controversies but…

Wait. Were we not supposed to like those women? Because I want each one to be my ride or die. 

I live in an apartment, no garden, no compost, no ducks. I suppose I could still toss them outside and hope no one notices.