Do it!  And report back!

This! I know action sequences are popular but you can’t make an ENTIRE MOVIE out of them!  I need dialogue that is more than grunts.

I find having 3-6 pounds of bacon a week to be perfectly acceptable. #Atkins #Keto #binge

Homosexual event = brunch

I have no idea if there is unbleached flour in my location because I don’t cook and I don’t intend to start. I do enjoy eating this in my imagination though!

Free* testing** at the fairgrounds!
* $2 for the ride
** If you’ve seen someone that has written a prescription for you  

If my dad was going to give someone a monetary gift - like for a birthday - he’d hand them $50.  And then he’d hand them another $3 and say “that’s for the card I didn’t buy”.

I stick 4 chicken thighs in the oven with veggies.  It makes 5 servings; the first is all the hot skin when it comes out and then a separate thigh for each of the following meals.

I hate mushrooms so I was looking for cream of celery or cream of potato in the Campbell’s section around Thanksgiving and saw cream of bacon for the first time in my life.  I bought three.

Green bean casserole made with cream of bacon soup (rather than cream of mushroom) is delightful!  Feel free to toss in a few chunks of fontina while you’re at it.

The ranch doesn’t go ON the pizza; you dip the crust in it when the rest of the slice is gone.

I work nights and took the day off so I could sit back and enjoy watching Liz Warren CRUSH it in Michigan. I’m still getting up early to vote but I’m no longer excited about it.

Leaning Bernie; we’ll see what the next 7.25 hours bring.

I left the PNW for the Midwest.  Let me show you my 3 bedroom house, shared only with cats, and stores still fully stocked with TP.

I too have stocked up at Costco.  My freezer is chock full o’bacon.

Can you craft some sort of press credential for me so that I can go to Wendy’s, order one of everything, and somehow convince them that that I’m NOT going to go back home, take my pants off, eat everything right away, and then fall asleep?

Qdoba was always the choice at work for month-end lunches.  Pans of melty cheese and the saltiest chips on earth.

I am hoarding ALL THE DIET COKE.  Hit up Costco yesterday.

Pure deliciousness! They’re like little pecan pies without nuts (although you can get them with nuts and also with raisins). I buy some every time I zip over to Windsor.

Chips + ketchup are way better than ketchup chips.

I’m glad your poor kidlet is on the mend.