No.  Garlic in everything always.

One of my cats doesn’t like any people food except whatever I haven’t finished. He’ll lick the bowl/plate after I’m done but if I try to give him his own serving of the same thing, no interest.

Also done!  Thanks for the link.

I’m getting a custom boot for an injury and it’s ‘only’ $1400.

I had a pair of kitten heels with that between-toe piece and they were MISERABLE.  I wouldn’t wear them but I think they’re fine for folks who can.

Is CT not super-white?  I have always assumed it’s a slightly friendlier Maine.

Without prices on the menu, how will I know exactly which sexual favors to provide later in the evening to earn my keep?

My school history classes talked about the founding fathers having slaves and that yes, slavery was the cause of the civil war. I’d never heard anything about the arrival of slaves in North America until 1A did a show on the The 1619 Project last fall. Where has this been my whole life? Why did I have to read about Tea…

She didn’t “allegedly” trespass, she’s been quite about open it. (And don’t @ me because I live in her district and I love her.)

I’m fat. I don’t like to work hard. I do like to watch other people work hard, ideally from my couch with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.

McGriddles are the only reason to get out of bed before noon.

At first glance, I thought it was Kat Von D.

The Washington Vancouverites get all riled up when 1) you refer to them as a suburb of Portland and 2) aren’t impressed when they point out that their ‘city’ is older than the one in BC.

Like any good ‘Murican, I love sugar but Coldstone is too sweet even for me.

You’re allowed to do this to your little sister AND NOBODY ELSE.

Jo Brand does not seem rah-rah enough to be a host.  “This week we’re saying goodbye to X.  Fuck off and get out.”

Mel and Sue were great! I do not miss Mary Berry saying “scrummy” with a mouth full of food.

Nooooooo!  That’s worse than being a $cientologist.

I moved to a new city all by myself and work from home. It would probably be at least 4 days before someone called the cops for a welfare check.  I try to stay fat and juicy for my three little monsters.

This woman’s book was very interesting and she did confirm that yes, your cat will eat you. People keep acting like this is fresh news when... it ain’t.