But will Michael rock a tuxedo gown?

Yay for the raccoons!  Peacocks are a blight and a menace.

One of the local alternitive weeklies covered it so much better and in full detail.

The local coverage is so much juicier than the NYT - As the affidavit explains: “Defendant then placed the hijab between her legs, rubbed it against her naked vagina, then stretched out the hijab and began vaginally flossing herself with the hijab.” 

My grandmother would buy pork rinds when I was a kid. I thought they were ‘pork’ the same way that Funyons are ‘onion’.

The rude awakening came the day I got one where the hair wasn’t fully removed.

At the very least they should have lipstick that isn’t “peach” or whatever they’ve got on her. I’m pale af but still love a nice brick red lip and I know I’m not the only one.

Ugh.  Upton can go cry in his pile of Whirlpool money.

I believe you mean the 1949 June Allyson version.  We never, ever use Amy as a benchmark.

Yes!  Back in the day, my parents bought the knock-off version of this while my friends had the real one.  So jealous, still want it.

I had in-school speech therapy for my Cindy-Brady-esque lisp and the the WORST part was when they recorded me reading rhymes and then forced me to listen to it.  Actual tears.

The shaving catches the dirt, right?

And if you have cats, they have no interest in trying to climb it.

1- I was so sad when Mr Hooper died.

I had an F150 when I was about 19.  I commuted from home to work to home again.  But also, gas was $0.99/gallon.

Treetopia has good sales over the summer.  Which is why I have red, silver, and baby blue trees up right now.  Next year, probably the pink one will be added.

Hearing about the jar o’marshmallows was a life changer for me. That’s the best part of hot cocoa.

I scored 16 and I get a sunburn from indoor lighting. What the hell?

Except the duct tape on that first dress is awful and it makes her boobs look weird.

She’s so,. so tiny!

Don’t talk about Stevie Wonder like that!